Top ten reasons to read this page

Last updated Thursday Nov 30, 1995

1. Absolutely no blinking html tags anywhere. And that's a promise you can count on.
   
   
2. Rather recursive, wouldn't you say? Top ten reasons to read THIS page.
   
   
3. Two words: Corrugated Plastics. Get it? Well it's not funny. At all.
   
   
4. I can prove George Washington never really chopped down that cherry tree.
   
   
5. This is not a reason.
   
   
6. No gratuitous mentions of the word "Buttafuoco"
   
   
7. Won't hurt your ears.
   
   
8. There's no accounting for taste.
   
   
9. Getting tough to think of reasons, must stay awake.
   
   
10. Cheaper than HBO.

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