Whacker's Personal Info Page

Last updated Monday Mar 25, 1996


If I was twins, here's what we'd look like:


Gordie Freedman - hacker and musician and owner of cats. 37 Years old as of Nov 22 1995 - Yeah, 37 years old. Now how did that happen? You know, you're getting your first driver's license, taking a few tests in high school, college blows by, a couple of interviews, and bam! you're, well I don't even want to think about it.

No kids yet though. Everyone else has got 'em these days - but I ain't ready yet - still reliving those glory days when I was young - Hell, I remember working at Amdahl in the old days, I've got stories, oh yeah - but it'll have to wait for the movie, because you just can't experience it through words, gotta have the visceral visual image of being there - down on the machine floor, hundreds of green VDTs, tiles upended off the floor, cables everywhere, the hum of the air conditioning, guys named Larry - halon raining down, klaxons blaring - hey! what the ... where did everybody go? Damn, knew I shouldn't have been wearing the headphones down here blasting Hendrix - what a cleaning bill that was.


My name is Gordie Freedman and I am a hacker. And this is my story.

It was a cold and rainy night and we were deep down in the core of our Sparc. Down there in the kernel debugger, running crash, hunting around to stick in that special UID 0. Friday night - no beer - no gas - no money. Gotta get into the Dungeons of Doom to steal the magic elixir. Once we do that we've got the run of the place - yeah, a real sys admin's nightmare. You find the right branch and you can snap it like a twig. In, baby, in. Of course not much challenge hacking into your own machine at home, unless your wife won't tell you the root password.

Stuff I'm into:

Motorcycles (Click here!)

Computers

Music

Really Fast Cars and also Cool Fast Cars

Fender Strats (Teles are ok too)